Fancy and Fangasms

whatlander:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Don’t we all want to build a death ray?

I want to build a death ray…

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

Don’t worry Chris, that’s normal

laugh-addict:

THAT FRIEND THAT TURNS EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO

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black-nata:

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how to correctly promote a movie.

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

deliico:

‘the only thing worse than your otp dying is half of your otp dying’

i just read this text post and

the only thing

worse than

your otp dying 

is 

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half 

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of your

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otp dying

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N     O     P     E

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They don’t see me.

Sherlock and Watson go camping.  They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep.  In the middle of the night, Holmes shakes his friend awake.

“John, wake up!  Look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce.”

Watson thinks for a moment.

“I see millions of stars. If even a few have planets, it is quite likely there are a few like Earth out there. It is therefore likely there is also life on those planets. And some will have life similar to ours.”

 

“No Watson, you idiot. Someone stole our tent.”

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

coollike-assbutt-inthetardis:

deductism:

misha-bawlins:

HOW IS THIS NOT ALL OVER TUMBLR JESUS TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEEL



1000 TIMES REBLOG. ASDFGHJKL

I’m so sorry I usually don’t reblog porn please forgive me

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

coollike-assbutt-inthetardis:

deductism:

misha-bawlins:

HOW IS THIS NOT ALL OVER TUMBLR JESUS TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEEL

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1000 TIMES REBLOG. ASDFGHJKL

I’m so sorry I usually don’t reblog porn please forgive me